schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.

"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."

schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

Schmexpert 

(sh-MEX-purt) someone who is a thought leader in the use of and theory of social networking, specifically Web-based tools such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and MySpace

My boss thinks I need a Twitter to promote the business, but I was afraid, so I called a schmexpert.

Schmexpert by OCgirlXOXO July 23, 2010

Shrexpert 

Noun.

1. An expert on the Disney character "Shrek".

Only a Shrexpert can tell you all the details of the character Shrek.

Shrexpert by Bminus March 7, 2012

Schmeeper 

Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.

Catch that schmeeper before it steals your shoe!

Schmeeper by Zephyr Nightshade May 19, 2023

shmexpert 

1. One who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.
2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''

The IT shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but Joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.

shmexpert by Syed Ali November 29, 2007

schmegert 

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

schmegert by Chell March 29, 2007

Schmerbert 

It is a person who is a schmuck and a pervert.

That guy is a total schmerbert.

Schmerbert by mattman1394 November 29, 2009