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schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

Schmeppie 

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”
Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

El schmeppie”
Schmeppie by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021
Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.
Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.
schmeckie by scudder August 9, 2006
a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.
there's a schmeglie in my drink.
schmeglie by grunge_child June 24, 2005

Schmeckie in the dreidel 

The Yiddish version of Dick in a box.
First, cut a hole in a dreidel, next put your schmeckie in the dreidel .
Schmeckie in the dreidel by tirtle December 5, 2018

schmexxy 

Clare and Natalia: "That boy over there with the TI-89 is so schmexxy."
schmexxy by zwaggsters December 22, 2008