schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

by grunge_child June 24, 2005

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmegaling

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

by schming king April 25, 2010

schmelle schmelle

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

by Cobrania February 18, 2005

schmelmer

Last name that was popular amount many Nazi generals and soldiers.

Hitlers cousin was Arnold Schmelmer.

by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

Schmeppie

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”

“Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”

by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021