Schmep 

An expression of whining or unhappiness.

Schmep! I don't want to go to work today!
I feel so sick, schmep!
Damnit! Schmep!

Schmep by Ladybug1983 January 25, 2011

Schempfs 

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmeckle pop 

Another creative word for; External Genitalia, Penis, Willy and others.

Nice schmeckle pop!

Thanks

Schmeckle pop by j.w.g7masi October 16, 2014

Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.

I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!

Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018

Schmebar 

Suck my dick.

Woman: What do you want to do tonight?
Man: After your done in the kitchen, you should schmebar.

Schmebar by Anonymous2001 September 26, 2010

Schmeat 

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020