Schmelon

schmelon is a fantastic word used to describe someone who is simply being an idiot

Boy1: how did you loose that girl bro
Boy2: I don’t even know dude
Boy1: your such a schmelon

by I’m black but white April 25, 2020

Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

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Schmebony

People who make up words and validate themselves by looking up said words on Urban Dictionary. They also are addicted to grain waves and are usually wrong about everything.

"She is such a Schmebony, she always makes shit up and is usually wrong about stuff"

by Someone who is usually correct May 14, 2012

shmelon

Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.

"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"

by shdick February 10, 2010

Schelonka Bar

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.

Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.

by Prison master1 July 31, 2009

Schmellon

A stoner.

Brad is such a Schmellon. Thats his 3rd J today

by baby schmellon March 12, 2020