schmeer

verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."

3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.

Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.

by Jubilation T. Corndog October 21, 2006

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008

Schmeer

Fucking stupendous “speed, crank, crystal” blessed by the noble Satan himself

Gee a gram of schmeer, get on the schmeer mate

by Lunarids February 1, 2021

Schmeer

When a woman gets her vagge scraped.

I had a schmeer this mornin' with doc papinhimer.

by HourEugh May 26, 2018

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

by SuzyG October 20, 2008