Schlesier

A skidmark on the back of a toilet that can’t be pee’d off.

Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall. now we need the damn janitor

by Souptime85 May 6, 2025

Schlesier

A skid mark on the back of the toilet that cannot be peed off

Someone left a Schlesier in the left stall now we have to call the janitor

by Souptime35 May 20, 2025

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

schlepper

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Schleyer

- Bringer of Orgasms.

Dominant male capable of extended and vigorous coitus.

Derived from Dragonslayer and the Germanic word "Schley" which means a rod.

reference note -"the little death", is a metaphor for orgasm.

The Vamp has fallen to the Schleyer this night.

Horny wenches seek the Schleyer and the fair virgins he happens upon shall have a short shelf life.

by Scarrath November 22, 2009