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Scheiser 

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.
Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!
Scheiser by Corey s. July 23, 2008
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Scheiser 

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen
SCHEISER!! the deadline is today
Scheiser by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

scheizer 

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
scheizer by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.
Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).
scheise by Zack Grey May 13, 2008

SCHESSER 

(Latin)Noun. He who shesses. May drive a dually truck when appropriate to provide schessing to his co-workers. Arrives early to work.
BILLY IS A MASTER SCHESSER. ONE WHO SCHESSES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
SCHESSER by Biscuits 52 October 3, 2021
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