Schmefley 

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded

He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.

Schmefley by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelby 

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

schmelby by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003

schoofley 

fibres of material can be moved in a particular direction

velvet is 'schoofley'

schoofley by Martina Feely December 14, 2008

schmelle schmelle 

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.

Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.

schmelle schmelle by Cobrania February 18, 2005

schmogley 

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

schmogley by cornfritter October 21, 2010

schmobley 

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

schmobley by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004