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schmegley 

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different
schmegley by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005
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schmegegy 

Yiddish word that means buffoon, idiot, or dummy
David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.

Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelby 

Let's go schmelby-hunting
schmelby by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

schmelle schmelle 

A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.
Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.
schmelle schmelle by Cobrania February 18, 2005

schmogley 

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)
my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch
schmogley by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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