Schmalance 

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

Schmalance by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023

Schmalenciaga 

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

Schmalenciaga by vogue chick April 30, 2005

Schmancey 

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

schmalack 

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

schmalack by Fatman B September 21, 2005

schmaangee 

anything cool, hip, wit the shit, tight, bout it bout it, anything that has to do with happiness

man, that party was schmaangalicious bro.

that female is dumb ass schmaangee

schmaangee by keke3287 April 24, 2010

schmance 

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.

1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell

schmance by The Leff January 3, 2005

schmalenberg 

A friendly and funny friend. This person will stick with you till the end. However, don't underestimate this person because they are very smart. This person can also be a dumb blonde/red head. This person can also betray you.

Oh my god, Schmalenberg is so annoying.

Schmalenberg is such a good friend!

schmalenberg by Fortniteb3 June 3, 2018