schmalack

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

by Fatman B September 21, 2005

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schmalicate

To walk briskly uphill.

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.

by Norillim July 10, 2010

Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

Schalacking

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008