schmarmance

Completely fake and overly enthusiastic romantic ploy

He had a perfect shot with her and then he decided to go with the schmarmance, and totally lost her.

by Trusty J Liebowitz November 19, 2022

Schmaranzer

A Schmaranzer is one of the most devastating defamations there is. Rooted in the german language, Schmaranzer is broadly used as a superlative of cursewords, often crossing the line of good taste and decency. Calling someone a Schmaranzer often comes with grave implications as it is hard to take back such a heavy and disrespectful insult.

He called him a Schmaranzer and then he snapped!
He stole all his grandmothers money before murdering her, what a schmaranzer.

by Biggie420 November 23, 2021

Schmalance

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023