Schmaike, the most awesome person you ever met. Somehow this person reminds you of that imaginery friend you had as a child and you forgot about. Sometimes you´re not even sure if they really exist or are just a projection of your longing for the feeling of a bowl of cornflakes in front of the TV on a Saturday morning in spring. The chaotic energy that this person radiates attracts you to the same extent as it repels you. It also seems like this person is somehow able to travel through time or shift between worlds. Of all the people in the psychiatric clinic, this is the person you want to be friends with.
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When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
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