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Schmaike, the most awesome person you ever met. Somehow this person reminds you of that imaginery friend you had as a child and you forgot about. Sometimes you´re not even sure if they really exist or are just a projection of your longing for the feeling of a bowl of cornflakes in front of the TV on a Saturday morning in spring. The chaotic energy that this person radiates attracts you to the same extent as it repels you. It also seems like this person is somehow able to travel through time or shift between worlds. Of all the people in the psychiatric clinic, this is the person you want to be friends with.
Uh, look there´s Schmaike, it means good look if you see them.
Schmaike by Schmaike November 22, 2021
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schmacked 

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
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Schmacked 

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
Schmacked by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

schmackel 

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!
When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

schmackel by n7v.net August 28, 2008

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.
" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"
Schmake by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018
Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers
Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake
Schmake by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019