Schluiunk

A squirt of superfluidic diarrhea disguised as a fart that very nearly escaped, and this is why you're running like that

Oh no, I almost schluiunked in my pants I'll be right back!!

by Xalxal November 4, 2023

schlunk

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017

Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

by MojPies August 11, 2010

schlunked

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022

schquinky

It's like raa-aaa-aaain, on your wedding day.

Hey honey, its too bad we chose a day that was so schquinky outside for this most important occasion of our marriage!!

by TC Wong August 8, 2003

schloinker

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010