Schluiunk

A squirt of superfluidic diarrhea disguised as a fart that very nearly escaped, and this is why you're running like that

Oh no, I almost schluiunked in my pants I'll be right back!!

Schluiunk by Xalxal November 4, 2023

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schlunk

1. To be shleep.

2. To pass out whilst amongst company

“Bro will is totally schlunk right now”

schlunk by Rotty Boot November 18, 2018

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The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

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To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

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Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

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It's like raa-aaa-aaain, on your wedding day.

Hey honey, its too bad we chose a day that was so schquinky outside for this most important occasion of our marriage!!

schquinky by TC Wong August 8, 2003

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An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

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