Schlirping 

The act of slowly sucking a woman pussy lips to the point that it will feel like you are sucking noodles down your throat

Damn you are loose have you been schlirping?!?

Schlirping by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020

schlicking 

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

schlicking by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

schlarving the doad 

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

schlepping 

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

schlipping mah fronecks 

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

schlipping mah fronecks by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

knuckle-deep in schlicking by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

schlupping 

v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.

Schlupping bags from one end of the terminal to the other is a pain in the ass.

schlupping by Fordfox April 25, 2006