Schlirping
The act of slowly sucking a woman pussy lips to the point that it will feel like you are sucking noodles down your throat
Schlirping by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020
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schlepping
Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.
Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
schlepping by LordofthePing May 30, 2007
schlipping mah fronecks
The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.
That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.
schlipping mah fronecks by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009
knuckle-deep in schlicking
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
knuckle-deep in schlicking by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011