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Schlirping

The act of slowly sucking a woman pussy lips to the point that it will feel like you are sucking noodles down your throat
Damn you are loose have you been schlirping?!?
by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020
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schlicking

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!
by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010
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schlarving the doad

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!
by goraiders November 23, 2006
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schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.
by LordofthePing May 30, 2007
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schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.
That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.
by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009
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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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schlupping

v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.
Schlupping bags from one end of the terminal to the other is a pain in the ass.
by Fordfox April 25, 2006
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