Schlong man

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The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

Schlong man by Th3Frog May 18, 2020

Words you can keep

manly schlong

Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong

Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"

manly schlong by BigBootiBetty November 13, 2017

schlongmont

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

schlongmont by El Negro September 11, 2004

schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

schlonghand by Albear June 7, 2005

schlongmont

Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.

Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.

schlongmont by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006

schlongmont

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

schlongmont by Lateen O August 14, 2006

Schlongman

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN

Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman

Schlongman by NathOnala November 12, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026