schlongmont

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

schlongmont

Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.

Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.

by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006

schlongmont

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

by Lateen O August 14, 2006

Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.

Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.

by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015