schlongmont
deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.
schlongmont by El Negro September 11, 2004
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schlongmont
Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
schlongmont by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006
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schlongmont
Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.
schlongmont by Lateen O August 14, 2006
Schlongmlonggnomitile
A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.
Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.
Schlongmlonggnomitile by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018
schlongbonking
V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area
schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009
Shlongmont
Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
Shlongmont by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009
Schlongdonging
Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015
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