Schlongman

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Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN

Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman

Schlongman by NathOnala November 12, 2021

Words you can keep

Schlägmän

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

Schlong man

The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

Schlong man by Th3Frog May 18, 2020

Schlongmlonggnomitile

A word used to describe a sack of shit. Example: Fortnite Campers, Twitch streamers , and others.
Pronounced Schlong-Milong-gnom-itile. It can also be used as a word for a humongous dickerino, a massive cockadoodledoo, a ginormous weinerdog, a mega sized family pack of Schlongs, or a double gangbangerinodickaliciouscockadiddlemebootayneenerweener.

Fuck off you little schlongmlonggnomitile. I fucking hate you, or, You have a huge schlongmlonggnomitile.

Schlongmlonggnomitile by Little-Idiot December 30, 2018

Schlägmän

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.

You look very Schlägmän today.

Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022

Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

Schlongenluben by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026