Longmont

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Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed

Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!

Longmont by CX June 11, 2006

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Longmont

A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."

I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.

Longmont by bdc November 10, 2005

Related Words

Longmont • Longmont High School • Longmont truck slut • A Longmont • longmoot • long money • Long mint • long mouthing

Longmont

Longmont or Long-town is full of crazy shit. People that do drugs and have problems. But you can find you person that just keeps you going back to that shit hole of a town.

Kid: Mom when I was in Longmont this guy asked me for drugs.

Mom : Oh my you wont go back there ever again.

Kid: But mom I met the most amazing beautiful girl there.

Longmont by BASQUE PRESIDENT February 24, 2019

Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.

Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

Longmont High School by feel_da_bernie June 6, 2019

Longmont truck slut

Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .

i ain't no Longmont truck slut

I drive a ram

Longmont truck slut by Mecocheatumama December 14, 2017

A Longmont

When you drive really far to meet a prostitute.

Ahhh man I can't believe I did a Longmont last night but it was awesome.

A Longmont by Jbibyzizzle July 8, 2026

longmoot

An elongated version of Moot, creator of 4chan.

Longmoot be looooooooooooooooooong

longmoot by Space-chan September 13, 2007

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026