Phonetically 

Like your physically or mentally with someone, but on the phone.

~ credit to Eduardo Cruz

*two people on the phone*

Him: “I wish you were with me right now”

Her: “I’m with you phonetically”

Phonetically by oliviaaherrin June 19, 2019

Phonetically Booed up

That act of being annoyingly inseparable and spending too much time with your boo through phone usage and text messaging.

My homegirl is phonetically booed up at any given time of the day with her loser boyfriend.

I can't talk right now. I'm phonetically booed up.

Phonetically Booed up by PeachesDiva September 13, 2009

Phonetically Challenged 

Disorder in which the sufferer can not spell at all. A consequence of book deprivation, poor teaching, poor school attendance, or too many hours spent texting/chatting. Sufferers spell all words phonetically and inevitably are teased and scorned by their peers and strangers alike.

If Jane had spelled upholstery correctly her English teacher would not have asked what "upulstry" was. She was teased by her classmates for the rest of the year for being phonetically challenged. poor spelling texting phonics

Phonetically Challenged by CountyDame July 11, 2011

Phonetically embarrassed 

When you are extremely ashamed of how you have poorly pronounced something you previously thought you had mastered.

I was phonetically embarrassed when my gringa wife corrected me with the proper pronunciation of the word “absurd”.

I thought to myself: How could I have mispronounced that word all this time? How absurd! Lol

Phonetically embarrassed by Ray1982 April 28, 2019

poetically damned 

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

poetically damned by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

poetically down-to-earth 

adj. sl. ironic way of saying someone or something is cheap; euphemism of having no sense of elegance, quality, and breeding.

Mary: How do you like your new dress?

Wilma: It's poetically down-to-earth; how am i supposed to face my friends now?

poetically down-to-earth by russell christian fernandez May 8, 2007

phrenetically modified 

Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.

President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.

phrenetically modified by [e-mail] February 16, 2023