7 definitions by lelliesandremains
by lelliesandremains November 22, 2006
Denver, Colorado.
Denver, and Colorado in general, is a large black hole (hence the lack of oxygen in the air), and once you've lived there long enough, you can never truly get away.
Those who move away usually end up coming back in 1-3 years, despite themselves.
*Denver has the highest alchohol consumption rate in the USA. Or something along those lines. We're all too wasted to remember exactly.
Denver, and Colorado in general, is a large black hole (hence the lack of oxygen in the air), and once you've lived there long enough, you can never truly get away.
Those who move away usually end up coming back in 1-3 years, despite themselves.
*Denver has the highest alchohol consumption rate in the USA. Or something along those lines. We're all too wasted to remember exactly.
by lelliesandremains November 22, 2006
by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006
by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006
Longmont, Colorado
Boulder's smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
Lots of people who grew up in the Boulder area had to move there because Boulder got way too expensive over-night.
Hooray inflation!
Boulder's smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
Lots of people who grew up in the Boulder area had to move there because Boulder got way too expensive over-night.
Hooray inflation!
by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006
Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.
by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006
Longmont, Colorado
The armpit of Boulder, Colorado
There is a gigantic food processing plant & little to do.
It doesn't smell as bad as Greeley, a college town North of the area with lots of processing plants & farms.
The armpit of Boulder, Colorado
There is a gigantic food processing plant & little to do.
It doesn't smell as bad as Greeley, a college town North of the area with lots of processing plants & farms.
by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006