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schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "
Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.
schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

Pad Schlock 

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

schlock-back-a 

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."
schlock-back-a by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019