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schlocky 

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
schlocky by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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Pad Schlock 

A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.

Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them

schlock-back-a 

to consume in an oily and greedily fashion. used in conjunction with za's, dawgs, brews, j's or pops.
"brah, let's go schlock-back-a-za at lugi's."
schlock-back-a by BABIECARROT September 15, 2019
Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
schlock by banned in france October 25, 2004

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.
This place is a real schlock house.
schlock house by staygun August 5, 2010

Schlockout 

The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out
Ooooo that's a schlockout, Mitchell said as he put his schlong back in his pants.
Schlockout by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018

Schlicky 

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.
That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.
Schlicky by Scarrath April 6, 2010
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