schlonckered 

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

schlonckered by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

schnockered 

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

schnockered 

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

schnockered by podlowe March 24, 2003

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

schnockered 

a really random instance of drunkeness; extremely drunk

I was completely schnockered on my birthday.
(I have only met a few people who have heard this word, and most of them are from Montana! :)

schnockered by Teddra March 15, 2005

get schlockered 

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

get schlockered by pwhunt August 1, 2017