Schlokke

Verb. To be utterly flabbergasted at their lack of intelligence and/or common sense of a person/object in every way physically possible such that you are forced to tell them the harsh truth of it all, and when they undoubtedly deny your "outrageous" claims, you take any and all sources of nutritious substances that maintain their life in order for them to suffer your mental pain that you had to endure whilst being in a mile radius of them.

I schlokked Bob.

by Bil Neye April 24, 2024

Shlokkeh

An extremely horny whore (In Arabic) who doesn't hesitate to ride someone's dick .

Here comes the shlokkeh .

by MosooWJeebo April 17, 2009

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006