The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.
Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.
is defined as an excrement slurping fagot. Can be identified by horrible breath and occasional split tongue. Often found in public bathrooms and/or Rush Limbaugh's private quarters.