Schleaze

(noun) A white wienersmoker originating from California. The only thing that exceeds his IQ score is his waist size.

(adjective) Pejorative description for a small penis.

Translated to Faganese for Schleaze:

1. A fabulouth chap who hailth from Schlong Beach, U.ETH. of (g)A(y)! The only thing that extheedth hith FABULOUTH IQ thcore ith the thithe of hith ath! (_)_)

2. 8D

by Katsu March 1, 2005

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

schlazed

to get really high

"Tom and Paulie got schlazed the other day."

by Tuckerq23 October 15, 2007

schleeze

A drunk, intoxicated waste of humanity.

My father is a schleeze, let us disown him.

by schleeeeeeeze October 14, 2017

schlaze

Schlaze is a term derived from the word lazy. However, it's adaptation "schlaze" is used as an adjective. "Schlazin' it" is a conscious action. The individual makes a choice to do things slowly, half assed, or not at all. Pronounced sh-lay-z.

"I meant to go to work today but I decided to "schlaze it" instead.

"Man I'm so fuckin' schlazed today.. I don't think I'll even leave the couch."

"Oh man.. I am just waaay to schlazed to even think about doing anything remotely productive."

by Yaters October 14, 2005