schlaze 

Schlaze is a term derived from the word lazy. However, it's adaptation "schlaze" is used as an adjective. "Schlazin' it" is a conscious action. The individual makes a choice to do things slowly, half assed, or not at all. Pronounced sh-lay-z.

"I meant to go to work today but I decided to "schlaze it" instead.

"Man I'm so fuckin' schlazed today.. I don't think I'll even leave the couch."

"Oh man.. I am just waaay to schlazed to even think about doing anything remotely productive."

schlaze by Yaters October 14, 2005

Schlatze'd

To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.

We're going to get Schlatze'd tonight!

Schlatze'd by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008

Schlaefli 

a small growth which is surprisingly hard to get rid off once it has a decent hold on you. Can be easily distracted with the use of bright lights, screens or video games.

Jamie: Dude is that a Schlaefli on your back?

Henry: Yeah dont worry i'll offer him Call of Duty when i get home.

Schlaefli by Henrehhhhhh October 24, 2009

Schlager Fuchs 

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.

"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"

Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007