Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
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An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.
How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"
by HKO15 June 15, 2017
Get the schnagling mug.An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
by shitzinhand September 3, 2013
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by goraiders November 23, 2006
Get the schlarving the doad mug.Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle
She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!
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