Schlafling

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Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

Schlafling by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

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schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

Related Words

Schlafling • schlapping • Schlacking • schleeling • schafing • Schlaboing • Schlaffin • Schläfriger • schlanking • Schlarbing

schnagling

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

schnagling by HKO15 June 15, 2017

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

schlarving the doad by goraiders November 23, 2006

Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

Schnarfling by GiveMePowerMightyBlackZeus! October 14, 2023

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026