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Schlaboing

A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*

Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.

Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
by Gubobubo December 8, 2025
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Shaboingery

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.
Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!
by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022
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schrabbing

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.
That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.
by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015
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shaboinga

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.
I like getting my shaboinga sucked.
by PIMP June 11, 2006
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Shaboingery

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery
the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."
by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022
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schlanking

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
by Chooj April 2, 2021
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shaboingery

Nothing but all around fucking about
you have been charged with shaboingery
by llRaccll October 11, 2022
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