schitzophrenic 

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

schitzophrenic by Próff April 27, 2017

Schitzophrenic 

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.

Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am

Schitzophrenic by K6ULU August 19, 2022

Schizophrenia 

G ̘̣̻͔̳̱̱̩̜̰͙̘̥̬́͊̈́̈́̆̆̔͘̕ͅĒ̵̛̛͇̫̣̮̣̰͔͕̰͔̠̠̈͆̂̅̇͐̌͒͊͛̽̐́̈́̇̆̏̚͜͝T ̞̪̗͖͚̰̬̼̻̺̫͇͉̭̘̲̀̂̒̀̾̚ ̧̧̡̳̤̳̳̖̳̝̯͇̳͖̝̠̳̯̉̈͛̈̈́͊̔̅̒̿͘͠Ȏ̶̧̨̞̣̞̠̖̼̭̲̯̮̙̗͚̜͙̹̺̭͉̈́̒͋̎̋̊̄̉̇͗̀̊̈̐̀̀͗͑̔͆͐̀͊͂̕U̵̢̧̨̻̙̮͚̼̥̣͚̲̣̞̜͗̍̓̋̿͊͒͋͒̉̌̊̉̀͆̎̉̿͘̕͜͝ͅͅT̴̡̧͓̪͚͈̘̣͈̲̪̘͎̙̳͚̲͕͎̼̓̉̓̈́́͂̾̓̿̒͑͒̕͜ ̡̧̢̳̫̝̟̟͚̦̼̳̬̳̼̙͖̮͓͕̼̜̩̥̱͙̓́̓́̃̈̈͐̒͐̕͜O ̠͖͈͍͙͇̙͓̞̯͔̲̞̼͖̩̹̣͕̠̟̅͊̿ͅF ̣̰̯̻͈͙̺͓͍͕̠̭̗̥̦̤̻̺͖͎̂̏́̊̍̾̒̈́̄͆́̿ ̴̩͛̀́̓͌́̉̂̑̀͋̄̚ͅM ̨̙͈̥̪̋̐́̉̋̍̊̽͘Y ̨̛͙̦̞̙̤͕̙͈̤̝̤͈̱̭̟͇̞̝̜̤̲̙͔̥͕͉͒̂̒͋̈́̅̃̏̕͘ͅ ̶̡̨̢̨͚͔͉̘̭̭̖͔͕̬͓̦̜̪̘̣̺͉̖͈̮̦̌̀̄͐͐͜͜H ̧̧̛̳̖͕̰͓̞̩̤̫̣͐̉́̏͒͒͌͂̍̏E ̨̤̭̯̟̙̜̭͖̹̹͕̱̣͌̓̽͠A ̢͇̍͒̽͛̎̍͆͗̄̾͗̇̅̐̅̀̑̓̎͋̎̊͝D ̢̧̨͓͚͍̤̃̅

Person 1: Hello! Do you have Schizophrenia?
Person 2: G ̘̣̻͔̳̱̱̩̜̰͙̘̥̬́͊̈́̈́̆̆̔͘̕ͅĒ̵̛̛͇̫̣̮̣̰͔͕̰͔̠̠̈͆̂̅̇͐̌͒͊͛̽̐́̈́̇̆̏̚͜͝T ̞̪̗͖͚̰̬̼̻̺̫͇͉̭̘̲̀̂̒̀̾̚ ̧̧̡̳̤̳̳̖̳̝̯͇̳͖̝̠̳̯̉̈͛̈̈́͊̔̅̒̿͘͠Ȏ̶̧̨̞̣̞̠̖̼̭̲̯̮̙̗͚̜͙̹̺̭͉̈́̒͋̎̋̊̄̉̇͗̀̊̈̐̀̀͗͑̔͆͐̀͊͂̕U̵̢̧̨̻̙̮͚̼̥̣͚̲̣̞̜͗̍̓̋̿͊͒͋͒̉̌̊̉̀͆̎̉̿͘̕͜͝ͅͅT̴̡̧͓̪͚͈̘̣͈̲̪̘͎̙̳͚̲͕͎̼̓̉̓̈́́͂̾̓̿̒͑͒̕͜ ̡̧̢̳̫̝̟̟͚̦̼̳̬̳̼̙͖̮͓͕̼̜̩̥̱͙̓́̓́̃̈̈͐̒͐̕͜O ̠͖͈͍͙͇̙͓̞̯͔̲̞̼͖̩̹̣͕̠̟̅͊̿ͅF ̣̰̯̻͈͙̺͓͍͕̠̭̗̥̦̤̻̺͖͎̂̏́̊̍̾̒̈́̄͆́̿ ̴̩͛̀́̓͌́̉̂̑̀͋̄̚ͅM ̨̙͈̥̪̋̐́̉̋̍̊̽͘Y ̨̛͙̦̞̙̤͕̙͈̤̝̤͈̱̭̟͇̞̝̜̤̲̙͔̥͕͉͒̂̒͋̈́̅̃̏̕͘ͅ ̶̡̨̢̨͚͔͉̘̭̭̖͔͕̬͓̦̜̪̘̣̺͉̖͈̮̦̌̀̄͐͐͜͜H ̧̧̛̳̖͕̰͓̞̩̤̫̣͐̉́̏͒͒͌͂̍̏E ̨̤̭̯̟̙̜̭͖̹̹͕̱̣͌̓̽͠A ̢͇̍͒̽͛̎̍͆͗̄̾͗̇̅̐̅̀̑̓̎͋̎̊͝D ̢̧̨͓͚͍̤̃̅

Schizophrenia by Thetruemonke69420 May 17, 2022

Forum Schizophrenia  

for·um schizo·phre·nia, n.

An internet disorder caused by an individual who reads a significantly higher number of blog, forum or comment posts by many unique individuals, to the point of hearing voices in his head that do not correspond to his perceived train of thought.

The pathology behind this disorder is believed to reside behind the individuals 'mental voice' - the voice that speaks the words in an individual's mind as he reads - and the lack of a consistent train of thought due to the brevity and uniqueness of blog, forum and comment posts

i.e. each post has a different writing style, tone, train of thought, point of view, that continuing to read these posts, without a rest period to center one's thoughts, can lead to a lack of sense of self, and beginning to hear one's mental voice speak and think in ways that are foreign to the individual

The reason it is specifically an internet disorder, and not common schizophrenia, is probably due to the style of internet writing. i.e. if a person were to read a book, or magazine article, it's length and sense of closure at the end of the article allows an individual to regain their own train of thought.

Can be commonly found to coincide with Google Amnesia, and Hyperlink ADD

1. First! I'm starting to get confused here; I can't think straight... liek readin' all these fukin' posts from these n00bs is teh gay. Bah! I'm just being a brain fanboy. That urban dictionary post was totally photoshopped. Leik you know, asshat! Wat r u, some 13yo posn llik you're an adult??!? Why do they let these kids in my brain? Linkin Park is my <3<3<3!!!!!111!1!

...OMG I think I'm suffering from Forum Schizophrenia

Forum Schizophrenia by Echo Pryce January 1, 2008

schizophrenic franklin 

An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.

Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!

schizophrenic franklin by garfsnarf December 18, 2022

Schizophrenic Pop 

An unofficial sub-genre of pop only played by Twenty-One-Pilots.
Also known as "Schizoid Pop"

Me: My favorite genre of music is Schizophrenic Pop.
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Schizophrenic Pop by Yeet! Skreet! Deedley-Deet!!!! August 26, 2019

Government Schizophrenia

Government Schizophrenia is caused when a government enforces and supports two completely different policies that are blatantly contradictory.

The United States has "Government Schizophrenia" when it comes to it's policies regarding cannabis prohibition. According to the government's Controlled Substances Act, cannabis has no medicinal value, and is deemed a schedule 1 narcotic. While on the other hand the government patents it's cannabinoids from cannabis, claiming they have medicinal value.

Government Schizophrenia by Killer Bud August 14, 2012