schitenik

A shitty person. But you're not saying shit so you can still make it to heaven

You're a schitenik

by Maxxxers June 10, 2014

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Shitnik

1. One who shows a great deal of idiocy

2. To be suffering from incontinence

1. You fucking shitnik, you sat on my hamster!

2. Oh, I appear to be suffering from a case of the shitniks

by Tom Chambers January 17, 2004

shitening

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

shitnik

A star defencemen for the Buffalo Sabres. Also known as Alexei Zhitnik.

Shitnik goes to get the puck, shitnik trips, the puck goes in his own net!

by Little black boy August 22, 2003

shitening

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.

Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

schivenig

Pejorative, can be used as a verb, noun or adjective for something or someone extremely annoying you wish would just go away, or if someone does something in that manner.

Go to schivenig.
He's such a schivenig.
That's so schivenig.
Could you stop shivenigging please?

by mapr August 1, 2017