Schissler

(verb) To constantly nag, pester or harass until an answer is obtained or an action realized.

Don't worry I am going to Schissler her until she makes up her mind.

by abduabmb a January 29, 2007

Schissler

A careful insight into the world of literature uttered during an english class led by a closeted homosexual.

Whoa, did you hear Dan during our discussion of Romeo and Juliet? Man, he totally pulled a Schissler!

by Gib March 22, 2004

Rim Schickler

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.

Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!

by Cowlo June 2, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

Mr. Schiller

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.

Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."

by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schissenhousen

A german interpretation of shit house.
Often used by a Mr Rex Hunt, when calling football matches.

ie. Up and over the hill, pull the pin out of the grenade and blow the enemy to the Schissenhousen.

by Habib May 13, 2004

schissoring

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.

"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."

by imzalems March 6, 2013