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Schissler 

A careful insight into the world of literature uttered during an english class led by a closeted homosexual.
Whoa, did you hear Dan during our discussion of Romeo and Juliet? Man, he totally pulled a Schissler!
Schissler by Gib March 22, 2004

Rim Schickler 

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.
Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!
Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

Mr. Schiller 

The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
Mr. Schiller by Dureiz March 24, 2011

schissenhousen 

A german interpretation of shit house.
Often used by a Mr Rex Hunt, when calling football matches.
ie. Up and over the hill, pull the pin out of the grenade and blow the enemy to the Schissenhousen.
schissenhousen by Habib May 13, 2004

schissoring 

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.
"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."
schissoring by imzalems March 6, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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