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schissoring 

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.
"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."
schissoring by imzalems March 6, 2013
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Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.
I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.
Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

prison scissoring 

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite
i got aids from prison scissoring that convict
prison scissoring by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

butt-scissoring 

The sexual act of intercourse where upon two men intertwine their legs and rub their buttholes together, similar to the sexual act of intercourse where upon two women intertwine their legs and rub their vulvas to each other.
I just got done butt-scissoring with Earl, it feels soo good!!
butt-scissoring by fageet February 7, 2009

Scissoring 

When two females vaginas grind together, such as the art of making out. Privates kissing each other.
That girl really loves scissoring her friends. She says it's best when they make out with their lips and their privates.

Scissoring 

When two girls rub their pussies together until one or the both of them have an orgasm. The way they reach an orgasm is because both of their clitourouses together which is stimulating.
Jessica: i fucked amy last night.
Sarah: what you cant fuck a girl while you are a girl.

Jessica: yes you can, we were scissoring eachother i came so fast.
Scissoring by Modotoe July 8, 2018

queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
queef-scissoring by firestick69 November 21, 2010
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