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Schingisch 

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.
Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.
Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021
Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011
Anthony if you don't get it in this hole you're gonna be super scringe, bro.
Scringe by Eli_The_Great November 22, 2022

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schwing pop 

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018
a dirty ass person. Usually smells very scringy.
Jim - Damn bro U fuckin Stink
John - No i dont dude
Jim - Take a shower u fuckin scringe!!
Scringe by KingKoopster April 23, 2013