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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.
Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.
Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010

Schlenker 

An interjection of pure joy.
Oh My Schlenker!!
Schlenker by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

schenectady snort 

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

schenectady eye 

when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
Have one too many at happy hour, did you? I can tell, bc you got schenectady eye going on
schenectady eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008
Dude, do not go in there! I just dropped a huge shenker and stank up the place.
shenker by LWilcox January 24, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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