Schenke 

Family of utmost Honour and Intelligence. Known For their Handsome looks and Devotion to Truth.

You are acting like Quite a Schenke Today

Schenke by Blahroarmeow November 27, 2011

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.

Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.

Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010

Schlenker 

An interjection of pure joy.

Oh My Schlenker!!

Schlenker by amzysaurous April 21, 2011

schenectady snort 

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

schenectady snort by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

schenectady eye 

when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.

Have one too many at happy hour, did you? I can tell, bc you got schenectady eye going on

schenectady eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008

shenker 

Feces, esp. human.

Dude, do not go in there! I just dropped a huge shenker and stank up the place.

shenker by LWilcox January 24, 2011