Schenk

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Noun
1. When you think that all the women like you and you find out that they don't.

2. One who tries to excel with women and, overwelmed by confidence, doesn't realize that the women he talks to think he is a creeper.

Verb
1. To try and impress women unsuccessfully while thinking you "made some ground".

As a noun:

Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.

Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.

VERB FORM:

Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.

Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.

Schenk by Peanutbuttermotherufcker November 5, 2007

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Schenk

As a noun:

Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.

Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.

Schenk by Peanutbuttermotherufcker November 2, 2007

Related Words

Schenk • schenked • Schenkelberg • schenkeled • schenker • Schenk Bias • Schenk Prank • Schenke • schenkel • schenkenator

Schenk Prank

When engaging in intercourse with a man/women, pull out, spit on their back and when they turn around blow your load right in their face. then punch her in the throat and say "This Is A Lovely Tea Party"

"Holy Shit, I know that guy just didn't do a schenk prank to Brett"

Schenk Prank by Quik May 15, 2003

Schenk Bias

A term used to describe the bias bias view towards factors such as gender.

a girl makes a mistake: "its ok, I have the schenk bias on my side"

Schenk Bias by termdefiner101 March 27, 2023

Goldsmith Schenk

Who’s the right one for J5

Who’s right for j5 Goldsmith Schenk

Goldsmith Schenk by anonymous September 8, 2022

noah Schenk

A term that refers to a man that has shaved his head to mock a Nazi but had unexpectedly changed his personality to a nazi. This entails that such an individual is afraid of diverse women, cultural diversity, and minorities.

That’s guy is an asshole: he is a real Noah Schenk!

noah Schenk by Noah.. Skank February 26, 2024

Scheniving

A word used to describe someone who is both scheming and conniving.

"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB

Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026