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The girl that comes down on vacation and has a plan to let the pipe be laid on her by a local guy.

Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :

Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Dude, we are totally goin to PCB this year to hook up with some total sceezers!

That Brooke was a total sceezin ass bitch, i did my thing, then she went and gave kaleb a BJ ten minutes later!
sceezer by c0deezy November 25, 2009
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yammer butt skeezer 

an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

skeezer in the freezer 

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.
dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer
Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.
That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real
Skeezer by Yathrib October 26, 2019

Skeezer Surfing 

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.
Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.
Skeezer Surfing by Nov1707 March 26, 2009