sceezer
(SQEE-ZER) A word used to describe someone who is always willing to give up a peice of ass, some would say they enjoy it
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sceezer
The girl that comes down on vacation and has a plan to let the pipe be laid on her by a local guy.
Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :
Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :
Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Related Words
sceezer • Skeezer • sneezer • steezer • sheezer • smeezer • sceeze • sneezer-tweezer • Sceeber • skeezer pleaser
yammer butt skeezer
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer
yammer butt skeezer by Love~Neezy June 26, 2009
Steezer McJenkin
a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
Steezer McJenkin by holymoleydood April 27, 2009
skeezer in the freezer
skeezer in the freezer by unstitchable January 14, 2011
Skeezer
Skeezer Surfing
Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.
Skeezer Surfing by Nov1707 March 26, 2009
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