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C.O scene 

The act of buying, and then consuming alcoholic beverages prior to entering a pub or bar, thereby saving money and aquiring a good deal of courage. Usually buckfast tonic wine is the drink of choice.

Carry out scene = C.O scene
PERSON 1---"Yo mate you goin for a C.O scene before we hit the town?"
PERSON 2---"Aye s'pose so man. What d'ya fancy gettin? Im sick gettin wine"(Buckfast tonic wine)

enter the off licence......

after looking at the range of alcohol for five minutes.....

PERSON 1---"Wine it is then?"
PERSON 2---"Hmm.....aye.....nothin better I s'pose!!!"
C.O scene by Kunstable August 7, 2007

Crime Scene Oil 

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.
"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."
Crime Scene Oil by misspelld March 6, 2010

Crime scene orgasm 

The moment after an intensely great orgasm when you are stuck in a position that resembles a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene.
Lexxi: I gave Michael the most insane bj last night. He didn't move for 5 minutes!

Amy: Crime scene orgasm?

Lexxi: Oh yea!

scene.org 

The online home of the underground electronic art scene or "demoscene" which was the cultural hub for underground digital artists contributing during the late 80s and 90s.

A lot of l33t or leet slang was invented by scene artists which has now become bastardized kitsch for scene kids to play with.

The underground late 80s emo style of the punk music scene, the 90s Oceanside skater and surf scene, the 90s hardcore music scene, and numerous other scenes have all contributed to the modern day look and feel of the scene as defined here along with the electronic, virtual, and traditional music and arts culture and lifestyle of the people in it. Most scene kids don't know the real roots and just don't care.
WOW those guys who contributed to scene.org from ACiD, iCE, and Future Crew like RaD Man, Purple Motion, and Necros really invented much of what scene kids today don't know a flying fuck about.
scene.org by scene boy June 11, 2006

scene of the crime 

The area, most likely a room, in which one has had sex the previous night.
"Man, why is there cum all over the walls? You need to clean up the scene of the crime."

scene obsessed

The Biggest Poser that can possibly exist.
That guy is so scene obsessed that he turned into a serial killer that targets Punks!

Show, wannabe, scene stalker, hipster, yuppie
scene obsessed by Bunny San Lost February 9, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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