Definitions by misspelld

Late Early 

When you are supposed to be five minutes early but are running late so technically you're right on time.

Girl: "I am so late!"
Guy: "What? You'll be right on time."
Girl: "Nooooo! I'm late early!"

Late Early by misspelld December 2, 2010

Parent Pressure 

Different than Peer Pressure, but just as likely to make you do something you normally wouldn't.

I hate going to college, but it's all that Parent Pressure I'm getting!

Parent Pressure by misspelld August 2, 2010

sexhead 

When you get bedhead and you weren't sleeping.

Co-worker 1: "Did you see Sarah's hair when she came out of the elevator with Jim? I bet she didn't look like that when she got on..."
Co-worker 2: "That was some serious sexhead."

sexhead by misspelld June 2, 2010

Facebook Tweeter

A noun: describing a person who uses Facebook like they are on Twitter and ends up spamming your news feed with their statuses.

10:51 AM "Driving to work!"
10:57 AM "Arrived at work!"
10:59 AM "Working! :("
1 Comment: "STOP BEING A FACEBOOK TWEETER! You're clogging my news feed with your inane statuses! Nobody likes you."

Facebook Tweeter by misspelld April 27, 2010

fakeout 

When you don't have time to prepare a meal for the company coming over, so you buy takeout and pretend like it's homemade.

"I waited too late to start the stir fry, so I just ordered some from China Garden and put it in my own bowl. I got compliments all night, and had to give out a bogus recipe. It was a successful fakeout."

fakeout by misspelld March 10, 2010

Crime Scene Oil 

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

Crime Scene Oil by misspelld March 6, 2010