sceneo

a kid who pretends to be scene, kind of a cross between emo and scene...just a wanna be

"that girl is a sceneo

by Kevin12382 July 24, 2007

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly

Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021

tough scene

Term popularized by sportstalkjoe and his followers on Twitter, used to describe something that is particularly unpleasant, hard to watch, or difficult to deal with.

Me: “Hey SportsTalkJoe, find a job yet?”
SportsTalkJoe: “Nope, too busy injecting marijuana into my ass”
Me: “Tough Scene”

by michaeljordanGOAT December 15, 2018

Cause a scene

To attract attention(in a bad way)in public.

I saw those guy were fighting at the square.They always cause a scene.

by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016

Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 6, 2010

toothbrush scene

A scene in Episode 8 of Nisemonogatari, where a guy brushes his little sister's teeth, they both get super horny and almost fuck, until their other sister interrupts them and tries to stab them to death with an awl.

Friend 1: "yo, i started watching the monogatari series."
Friend 2: "awesome! where are you?"
Friend 1: "I just finished episode 8 of nise. I jacked off to the toothbrush scene."
Friend 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend 1: "I wanna be a dentist now."
Friend 2: " I want to be an orthodontist. BDSM for the teeth, baby."

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019