Jordandijinz0rz's definitions

5#!+

Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004

yark yark yark

What is said in response to a bad joke.

Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave: Anyone, anyone?!

Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1

Everyone: Yark Yark Yark

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

traitor

A black cop.

Day-um Leroy, you a cop now? TRAITOR!

by Jordandijinz0rz May 8, 2009

jalapeno

The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.

John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

chaos

Something that is rained every day possible. It almost always involves breaking the law and/or your moral standards.

We went and rained some chaos by throwing stolen diapers on Dave's lawn. This was followed by beer drinking and drug use and all around bad behaviour. Someday, someone will lose an eye because of this. It will probably be Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

care level

The level of which you give a shit. Usually accompanied by a hand motion to physically show how high the level is.

Phil: Did I tell you guys about how in my calculus class, the teacher said that the cosine of pi is actually not equvialent to the derivative of the tangent line?

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by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005