Jordandijinz0rz's definitions

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009

rational ignorance

Choosing to remain uninformed because the marginal cost of obtaining the information is higher than the marginal benefit of knowing it.

Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.

"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"

"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"

"Men are pigs!"

by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005

chaos

Something that is rained every day possible. It almost always involves breaking the law and/or your moral standards.

We went and rained some chaos by throwing stolen diapers on Dave's lawn. This was followed by beer drinking and drug use and all around bad behaviour. Someday, someone will lose an eye because of this. It will probably be Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

5#!+

Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004

brokh

The utter destruction of something. Similar to SCHMEEESCH!

That bar code printer is about to get the brokhing of a lifetime.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

traitor

A black cop.

Day-um Leroy, you a cop now? TRAITOR!

by Jordandijinz0rz May 8, 2009

urination station

A bathroom, or, if you're a real man, a tree or Jordan's car.

I am going to go use the urination station parked in front of Jordan's house.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004