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The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.
John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.
by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
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Get the 5#!+ mug.A Russian "Anti Virus" solution commonly mocked due to being very stereotypical. For instance, before the virus protection will protect your computer from infections, you must first earn its respect. Otherwise, the only option you can select when dealing with a virus is "Ignore". It is still unknown how one must go about "earning its respect".
Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.
Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".
Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".
There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
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by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005
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Dave: Anyone, anyone?!
Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1
Everyone: Yark Yark Yark
Dave: Anyone, anyone?!
Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1
Everyone: Yark Yark Yark
by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
Get the yark yark yark mug.The level of which you give a shit. Usually accompanied by a hand motion to physically show how high the level is.
Phil: Did I tell you guys about how in my calculus class, the teacher said that the cosine of pi is actually not equvialent to the derivative of the tangent line?
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