Jordandijinz0rz's definitions

yark yark yark

What is said in response to a bad joke.

Dave: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dave: Anyone, anyone?!

Dave: Because I'm Jewish!!!1

Everyone: Yark Yark Yark

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009

brokh

The utter destruction of something. Similar to SCHMEEESCH!

That bar code printer is about to get the brokhing of a lifetime.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

dorot

Crazy word said by a certain Spaniard. Meaning unknown.

Me: Uda how you be today do are?

Uda: DOROT DOT!

Me: Very good is.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

choas

The awesomest way to spell chaos. Display how cool you are by spelling chaos in this manner.

Me: Let's go rain some choas all over Wal*Mart.

Syznak: Make sure ya get some dex!

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

urination station

A bathroom, or, if you're a real man, a tree or Jordan's car.

I am going to go use the urination station parked in front of Jordan's house.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

5#!+

Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan.

by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004