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scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Scantron 

A company name which is more commonly used for a type of multiple-choice test answer sheets.

Teachers use Scantrons so they would not have to hand-grade their students' tests.

Also, they are laid out such that test takers can cheat off others with very little effort.

The reason for this is because Scantrons are divided into sections of about 10 entries each. The entries have fill-in "bubbles" which are wide and generously spaced apart. Therefore, cheaters can get several answers by taking one slight glimpse of another person's Scantron -at any angle.

Tip: The best view is from the bottom. Another words, the Scantron of the person sitting in front of you(the answers show up very clear this way). When you get sight of it, count to yourself, 1,4,3,2,2,1,5,4,4,2,4,3,1, etc
teacher: you will be taking tomorrow's final on a scantron.

student: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!
Scantron by yarrh June 4, 2005

a on the scantron 

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.
If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.
a on the scantron by JPMIV May 12, 2008

scantron test 

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.
::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

b on the scantron 

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false
Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

Scantron 

Just pure hell for not using a #2 pencil. Like seriously what the hell is this? Is this a fucking joke?
Bill: Hey Joe did you finish your scantron?
Joe: Yea it was fucking hell though.
*1 Day Later*
Joe: I FUCKING GOT A 0 FOR NOT USING THE RIGHT PENCIL
*Hangs Self*
Scantron by TheGunterCrew January 17, 2018