Sboot 

The act of being suspended from the ceiling by your nipple hair

my nipples are torn after that sbooting session last night

Sboot by Sboot Master February 18, 2010

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019

Scooter Braun 

An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.

Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.

Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022

lb scoots 

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them lb scoots wheels by nick pinto now tho. we straight.

lb scoots by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.

They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.

Kama Scootra by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 22, 2011

scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

The scoots 

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

The scoots by junghosocks February 16, 2018