Sbongakonke is a smart, drop dead gorgeous looking person who doesn’t entertain dumb things. He is multi talented and he is an amazing friend. Everyone should want a Sbongakonke in their life and he makes life worth living
Girl: Who is the perfect well rounded guy I see over there
Sbonga is a nice person who cares for someone more then she cares for herself. She doesn't like fighting but she is a fierce fighter. She's goofy and she doesn't care what people say about her. She also doesn't entertain dumb shit
When a gay ass nigga opens his ass and gets another person to put a durry in it. That other person then lights that durry and takes it out of the person's ass to put it in his own urethra.
person 1: "dang bro I heard you do a SmonxG the other day"
person 2: "fuck yeah man. It was dope"
A sponx is a sex move in which the male inserts a box of crayons into his anus whilst in a robot costume. During this fiasco, the woman dumps a wocky slush down her throat and regurgitates it on his nipples*
“Dude. Liam pulled a sponx on Stacey and she was loving it””
“The fuck is wrong with you?”