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When a gay ass nigga opens his ass and gets another person to put a durry in it. That other person then lights that durry and takes it out of the person's ass to put it in his own urethra.

person 1: "dang bro I heard you do a SmonxG the other day"
person 2: "fuck yeah man. It was dope"

SmonxG by Sellywelly June 9, 2018

Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis

Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!

Mean Smong by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016

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Smongo

A derogatory or playful term given to a person of relatively short stature who is mentally challenged, or in some way, has committed an action that makes them seem mentally challenged. Usually, the word is used as a proper noun to replace someone's name, however, it can be used as a verb in certain situations.
Noun: Smongo; Plural: Smongos
Verb: To Smongo, To Smingle
Pronunciation: Schmŏngō

"Smongo, why the hell did you punch that baby?"
"Stop smingling it up dipshit!"

Smongo by Smongo March 23, 2017

Smongry

When someone is hungry for a smoke.

Oh boy, I had a rough day at work, pretty SMONGRY right now.

Smongry by Nasatii February 27, 2009

smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

smonging by sidereus August 4, 2020

Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

Smongi by Jay October 13, 2004

smongs

Meaning friends or homies.

"My smongs and I went to the movies last night."

smongs by lorilly October 16, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026