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SmonxG

When a gay ass nigga opens his ass and gets another person to put a durry in it. That other person then lights that durry and takes it out of the person's ass to put it in his own urethra.

person 1: "dang bro I heard you do a SmonxG the other day"
person 2: "fuck yeah man. It was dope"

by Sellywelly June 9, 2018

Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis

Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!

by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016

Smongo

A derogatory or playful term given to a person of relatively short stature who is mentally challenged, or in some way, has committed an action that makes them seem mentally challenged. Usually, the word is used as a proper noun to replace someone's name, however, it can be used as a verb in certain situations.
Noun: Smongo; Plural: Smongos
Verb: To Smongo, To Smingle
Pronunciation: Schmŏngō

"Smongo, why the hell did you punch that baby?"
"Stop smingling it up dipshit!"

by Smongo March 23, 2017

Smongry

When someone is hungry for a smoke.

Oh boy, I had a rough day at work, pretty SMONGRY right now.

by Nasatii February 27, 2009

smonging

1) a mix of obsessed, love, finding something adorable. you might smong over how adorable your friend and her boyfriend are together

2) to be rushing or stressed, worried about something or bugging out. you could smong over your essay due soon that you haven’t started

1) Guy 1: Did you see Jenna’s knew hair
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m smonging so bad over it!

2) Friend 1: God, that test was so hard
Friend 2: I know! I was totally smonging

by sidereus August 4, 2020

Smongi

A human being that is deficient in certain chromasomes so as to render them incapable of existing as a normal member of society.

Similiar to Mong, Mongoloid, etc

"Theres this fucking bitch retard at work - she's such a fucking Smongi"

by Jay October 13, 2004

smongs

Meaning friends or homies.

"My smongs and I went to the movies last night."

by lorilly October 16, 2009