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Stonfident
A stonfident is a stupidly confident person. A person that's confidence mainly derives from stupidity, they have no reason to be as confident as they are they are just stupid. A stonfident person will be brave enough to rob a store but not wear a mask because they are a stonfident. A stonfident person will aggressively challenge a man to a game of basketball just because the man is shorter then him but little did he realize that that man is 6 inch's taller then him. A stonfident hits on a pretty girl who's in law school and works a part time job, by telling her about how much money he can make off his SoundCloud career when it blows up. Then proceeding to tell her that he can pick her up in his sisters car later. And a true stonfident brags about how many jobs he left at a job interview to prove to them he doesn't put up with any "shit". Some stonfidents get far in life because of their fearless and brave demeanor but they also sometimes get themselves into big trouble, and get themselves into something they are not ready for. We all know a stonfident that we are jealous of, and we all know one we are laughing at. They are everywhere and they will never go away
Stonfident by Datscayute2 November 2, 2021
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