sboning 

The act of boning whilst spooning.

I love an epic sboning sesh in the morning right after waking up.

sboning by marcybarcy January 26, 2016

sharon stoning 

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

sharon stoning by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016

Stonington High 

1. A rather prison-like school located in the rich ghetto town of Stonington, CT.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.

Hey I'm from Stonington High. Wanna skip class and smoke a bowl?

Stonington High by deucepickleweaselfurd May 3, 2005

Stonington High 

Stonington High School- also known as; Stonerton. Almost every student comes to school high off their asses everyday. It's the local pot head school. Everyone here is either high during first period or juuling the bathroom. A group of stuck up white kids and ghetto wanna be are all mixed together and shoved in one prison. This school is the first thing you see when you arrive to hell.

Stonington High:

Billy: "Yo Aaron, let's go smoke a bowl and skip last period."

Stonington High by yourlocaldruggie May 15, 2018

Rosetta Stoning 

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

Rosetta Stoning by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

skoning 

Skype+Boning
-The act of having video sex on Skype or some other webcam video service.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Kate were totally skoning last night! It was awesome!

Guy 2: Badass! I love Skoning!

skoning by JMC30 September 3, 2009

stoning out 

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

stoning out by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013