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Person 1: “I sbonko’ed so hard!!!”
Person 2: “How???????”
Person 1: “I chopped off my left arm!!!!!”
Person 2: “You’re such a fucking sbonko…”

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Stonkonomist

Is a person who makes mad stonks, and who is seen as a good stock market trader.

This stonkonomist has got bitches and hoes due to his large amount of money.

When studying stonkemetrics at University you could be seen and known as a stonkonomist.

Stonkonomist by Rahalaban333 May 11, 2020

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Stonko

And Duce has stonko style girl you wanna be a monster Too

Monster high is stonko style

Stonko by Clayyydkcmkcck August 2, 2021

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stonko style

And Duce has stonko style

Monster monster High

Monster height monster monster high

DONT be freaky shy monster high the party never dies

M-O-N-S-T-E-R

Monster monster bo buzzard

Harry-styles:omg is that stonko style man ?!?!?!?
Jacob sartorius:omg soo stonko stylish

Mindaugas:I will run over him

stonko style by Clayyydkcmkcck August 13, 2021

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mr sionko

maryvales most favorite teacher

hey you guys hear about mr sionko?
NO!

mr sionko by unicasion December 11, 2021

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Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

Cranky sponko by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

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Skonko

(noun)A male who is thought to be a "pimp" and a "player" but in reality they are just a poor excuse of a human being and a hoe.

1)Look at that skonko, he has no game.
2)This skonko, is worth shit and should die.
3) Hey Paola, what happen to that skonko you said you were in love with...Oh he got deported.

Skonko by Ruby'n'Paola January 23, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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